Friday, September 29, 2006

10 Best and 10 Worst

10 Best Things About Being a Nudist

10. You are always comfortable, no clothes to pinch or itch, to tight or too loose, complete freedom of movement

9. Drinks and meals are always bought for you

8. The sun is always warmer

7. The rain is always sweeter

6. You have nothing to hide, or at least no where to hide it. People trust someone with no pockets

5. Your always a hit a parties

4. You never fail to shock visitors at the door

3. They never forget your name, or your …um… face

2. You never have to worry about what to wear

1. Everybody loves the naked person; it takes strength, bravery, vulnerability and a lot of grooming

10 Worst Things About Being a Nudist

10. It gets cold sometimes

9. You’re usually the only one naked

8. Leather furniture can get sticky

7. Going to the mall gets complicated

6. Pets with claws and cold noses

5. Sometimes insecure people get mad until they understand that’s just the weird way you are

4. You leave yourself open to what people really think of appearances

3. People fall in love easily with an open, honest, naked person

2. You can get arrested for going outside

1. Naked people jobs are limited

1 comment:

Pat Paulk said...

Love it!! Definitely has it good and bad.